What’s wrong with self-centered people? They’re very ich-y.What do you call a kali that’s not connected to any other kali, and you put an egg in it? There’s no special name for it, it’s just an egg-in-a-zach.What do you call an ox that doesn’t attack anyone? Gore-nisht.What do you call someone who only knows one letter of the aleph-beis and is embarassed about it? He’s an ois-mench.What’s an alchoholic’s favorite pasuk of tehilim? M’yayin yavo ezri.